Hoppy Doublestar

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Thank you I'mAllWet, a lovely idea for transporting my fish when I move home ;-)))



Lol......there have been times I have come close !!



I still roll down hills a lot!!!
Never on purpose… basically I’m clumsy and fall often…



Today I am celebrating 30 years of marriage...(I think this is quite apt) ;-)))



I want this door bell.....for my new house !!



I am a lot more sociable after I've eaten....!



I love Shenanigans… Got a soft spot for malarky too.



Move along now...............



Now don't get me started........



Yep.......I found a whole bunch on here ;-))))



I was once given moonshine whilst visiting the state of Georgia.........and no, it's not for babies !!!



Thank you Benni xx



Thank you Cruze-N x



Thank you Benni x



Oh dear !!! (I have a good telephone voice) lol



Pinched from burlm47 and ComfortablyNumb Thanks xx



Oops , sorry......I'll just pop the kettle on !!



Go to jail, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.



Can you touch your nose with your tongue ????



Thank you Benni x


Ha,ha (pinched from jazzyjava) xx



Hell yes......You've got to get your priorities right ;-)))



Do you know how hard it is to get those nasty little finger marks off !!


I really need to do this, I have so much junk in my wardrobe !!!



Thank you jazzyjava x



Thank you Benni x



Guilty............lol, snort, lol........snort



I'm in the middle of a historical murder at the moment ;-))




'ENCORE!!!'




Pinched from jazzyjava x




This really doesn’t help to promote the whole idea of mud baths being a beauty treatment!



I know, I know....even I'm groaning at that one..! lol



A bald guinea pig looks like a baby hippo................!





This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own moggies. (They look like fat balls of rage)






I am truly blessed......!!!! (I think) lol ;-))))



Thank you Benni



I found myself singing along the other day.......!!!



Thanks Benni (I'm holding you solely responsible) xx



The surfin bird ......



Work's well for me ;-)))



I definitely need the memory leak patch....!!



Thanks Benni xx



what the hell am i supposed to do with all this snow




Just eat it............



LOL...............




And then we have the real firefighters......."I think you might need a bit more water on that" !!! (Mr Hoppy and Co in action)



Before and after...(this is what I feel like when I get a hair cut)..!!



Thank you Benni x




Leave me alone......it's not spring yet !!!



I have an unnatural fear of dentists and clowns......don't think this would help lol




Thanks Benni xxx



Well....I'm depressed now !!



What the hell...lol



I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.

Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family
and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too
much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit
there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin
flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can
get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don’t remember what country I was in.
It’s an age thing.



All characters are fictional...lol



Fifty Shades of Grey......(can't see what all the fuss is about)..!!!



Thanks Benni xx




Definitely a right brain sort of person... ;-))



I am so guilty of this....earphones in and switch off to the rest of the house...lol



I'm so good at sleeping........I can do it with my eyes closed ;-))



Well, I'd put money in his box...lol



tis very lucky I like pudding.......!!!



Pinched from Polly...Thank you xx



Well howdy there cousin.......!


Thanks Benni xx



Yes my girl's are very wise to this...!!!!



Pinched from my friend Gwen xx.....(you must pay her a visit)



Thanks Benni...(me too)!



Thanks Cathy ...lol xx



What a Beautiful Day

My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty.
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never

Put my glasses back on



I am forever thankful.....!!



WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JUST HOP IN. I’M GETTING ALL PRUNEY.



Pinched from Benni...lol




I think it's called "Foot in mouth" disease.......



Pinched from Benni via Cathy Notrouble via Facebook,..lol (what a journey) thank you xxx



You know your having a bad day ...................when this happens..!!



Fabulous Bear.....although there's always room for improvement (perhaps shave those legs)....!



I try not to as a rule..................



I think so too.........!!!




It's Ok.....I won't look............!



Must remember to blink, must remember to blink, must remember to blink...........................



As my other hobby is tracing my family tree.......I think I have found three of them here...!!!!




Ahhh, just what I need..



Being married to a Firefighter, I find this highly amusing...lol



Oh! It’s only a kitty ….



I once kept a Furby on the back parcel shelf of my car, every time I went around a corner it would slide across and say....Ahh, worry. Hey no again. Woah.. Hmmm. Ahh worry. Me no happy hmmm..."




Oh dear.....this is so true..!!



More wine please...........hic, hic



Is this not what the men are there for......?



Pinched from YPoQueNo, great site thank you xx



OK.............it may have crossed my mind




Go on, admit it......................you just sang along!





I think I may know this one......!




A great one from batchbatcharak



Pinched from Cathy x